Connie Britton's Ta-Tas Are Alive

Are we nuts, or are Connie Britton's boobs staring at us? It's creeping us out. Not that we have a problem with busty gals sporting deep cleavage. We just prefer that the ta-tas not be self-aware and hostile.

That said, we can't get too mad at this outfit—the puffed sleeves are a refreshing change from all the skinny sheer ones we've been seeing lately. And it's being worn for the benefit of the African Children's Choir. Plus, the pattern is daring without veering into Solange Knowles country.

You know who agrees with us? Connie's boobs. Look: They just winked at us.

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